So let’s talk about your impossible dream. You need some miracles. Good luck with that. But I can give you, as a 10-year veteran, my five counter-intuitive and probably immoral success secrets.
1. Self promote
2. Steal
3. Don’t Lie
4. Hate your enemies, but love your rivals.
5. Do less.

http://www.10zenmonkeys.com/2007/12/25/miracles/